Wanted: New BFF

I am looking for a new BFF. My old one is moving to Austin in a few weeks and I will become a maniac without her. Here are the requirements:

*Must have children older than mine so that you can assure me that I am not doing a crappy job and the children will turn out just fine because you've been there/done that.

*Must let me come to your house every morning for coffee-and it must be good coffee.

*Must make lunch and invite me over and not be surprised or offended when I show up in my jammies.

*Must be WILLING to play golf with me. I'm not saying I'll ever make you come along, but just in case I want you to, you will. And if you are better than me at it, you'll pretend you're not so we can be equally bad at it together. If you don't have clubs, I'll get you some and we do have a cart.

*Must love shopping-I mean be able to go ALL day long AND be able to find the best thing ever at the bottom of a moldy box.

*Must agree with me whole-heartedly when I'm venting about DH being a dh, but must also know that he's really NOT.

*Must be able to tolerate my incessant channel flipping and sing and dance to whatever I land on whether you like it or not.

*Must be able to tell me when it's time for color and a waxing and then be able to take care of that for me.

*Must be available on short notice to come over and help me with a 'design' issue ie: how's the chair look there, which color will be better on the walls, etc. AND be capable and willing to help me finish the project.

*Must be able to make me laugh till it hurts-talking to yourself outloud and dancing at Wal-mart really help.

*Must be highly creative, organized and prepared for anything.

*Must love Survivor, Desperate Housewives and consider doing Amazing Race with me.

*Must be a purse-aholic and understand that the only way I will get a new purse is if you give me one.

*It would help if you looked a little like this and hated pulling weeds:

I will miss you, friend. I am certain you are not replaceable!