A convo in the car the other day:
Boy 2 (he's 7): Mama, when can I go to college?
Me: When you graduate from high school-some kids go early because they know all the high school stuff already.
Boy 2: I can go now-I know that stuff!
Boy 1: Nuh uh, you don't even know how to DIVIDE! What's 5 times 5?
Girl: YOU'RE A RAHTARD!